⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 10 — Spoils of War
Sunday, 28 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Knockout Stage
No matches today. The Commissioner will graciously give
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 9 — Legal Tender
Saturday, 27 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage → Knockouts
One door opens (Big Heart Social, a
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 8 — The Crown Changes Hands
Friday, 26 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage → Knockouts
For seven volumes the crown sat on
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 7 — The Paper Crown
Thursday, 25 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
Five family sides closed out their groups last
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 6 — Helaas Pindakaas
Wednesday, 24 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
No family sides played yesterday, so we took
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 5 — Anyway
The People's World Cup · Forecast
100,000 Monte Carlo simulations · model v0.6 · seed 20260622
Championship probability
44%
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 4 — Proof
Monday, 22 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
A quiet day on the grass for the
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 3 — The Moroccan Ascendancy
Sunday, 21 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
Light slate on the pitch — one family side
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 2 — Blink and You Missed It
Saturday, 20 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
Vol. 1 warned you the derby was coming
⚽ The Dispatch, Vol. 1 — Hermanos, pero el fútbol es el fútbol
Friday, 19 June 2026 · The People's World Cup · Group Stage
The board has been keeping score in silence